📝 Hire Me — Terms & Conditions

By submitting a request and proceeding to hire me for a generated or custom idea, you agree to the following terms. Read carefully, because once you click *pay*, there’s no turning back.

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💼 1. Scope of Service

When you hire me, you are paying for one of the following:

* For a **YES** response: I will perform your idea (either a random one generated on the site or a custom one you submitted) in a creative, artistic, or hilarious way — as interpreted by me.

* For a **WHY NOT** explanation (optional & paid): I will explain why I declined your idea, either thoughtfully or through a brutal roast (your choice — but no takebacks).

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 🚫 2. No Refunds. Period.

All sales are final.
There are **no refunds** for any reason, including (but not limited to):

* You didn’t like how I performed the idea
* You felt the WHY NOT roast was “too mean” or “hurt your feelings”
* You changed your mind after submitting payment
* You misunderstood the purpose of the platform
* Mercury is in retrograde
* Your pet lizard didn’t approve

This isn’t a cupcake service — it’s **Yes or Why Not.** And that means if you ask for it, you get it — *as is*.

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 🎭 3. Artistic Freedom

Once you hire me, you’re hiring my **creativity, personality, and interpretation** — not a robot or a genie.
You are trusting me to perform, respond, or roast with my unique flair. That’s the point.

You do **not** get to dictate how I perform the idea unless it was pre-agreed and paid accordingly.

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⏳ 4. Turnaround Time

I’ll do my best to respond and deliver within a reasonable timeframe — typically **7–10 business days**, unless otherwise discussed. This isn’t Amazon Prime. Great weirdness takes time.

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📩 5. Communication & Delivery

All communication will happen through the email you provided. It’s your responsibility to check it. Delivery may be in the form of a video, voice note, image, or written response — depending on the type of idea and what was promised.

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 📷 6. Consent for Sharing

Unless specifically requested otherwise, your submitted ideas and the resulting performances or WHY NOT responses may be shared publicly on **Yes or Why Not**’s social media, website, or content channels.

This platform is about pushing boundaries, having fun, and inspiring others — so don’t be shy unless you *really* want to be.

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📌 7. You Must Be 18+

By hiring me, you confirm that you are at least 18 years old or have the legal right to enter into this agreement.

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🤝 8. You Get What You Pay For

You’re paying for the **time, creativity, and energy** it takes to respond to your idea — whether it’s a performance or a rejection.
Even if the idea is declined, if you pay for a WHY NOT, **you’re still getting something real, honest, and unapologetically on-brand.**

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🧘‍♂️ Final Thought

You’re here because you’re bold. Curious. Unconventional.
So am I.

Let’s keep it fun, weird, and respectful — with zero entitlement, zero refunds, and 100% creative chaos.

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If you’re cool with all of the above, we’re good to go.
Let the YES or WHY NOT begin.