Submit Idea
$5.00
💡 Submit Your Idea
Got a weird idea? A wild dare? A poetic challenge? Good. Now pay me to hear it.
This is your official ticket to pitch me your idea — custom, chaotic, or beautifully unhinged — and find out if I’ll say YES (and quote you a price to do it)… or hit you with a WHY NOT.
If I say yes, you’ll get the cost to make it happen.
If I say no, you’ll get a polite “no thanks” — unless you want the premium WHY NOT roast (sold separately 😈).
No refunds. No complaints. Just pure possibility.
So…
Submit it. Pay up. Let’s get weird.
Due to high demand we’re charging $5 usd per request submission.
🔥 Roast My Idea – Add-On
So I said “WHY NOT” to your idea…
But now you want to know why not?
Cool. Pay up.
This add-on unlocks a custom rejection, delivered in one of two styles:
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💬 Thoughtful Decline – A calm, wise breakdown of why your idea just didn’t vibe.
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🔥 Full Roast Mode – Brutally honest. Zero filter. High heat. Might sting. Might heal. Definitely entertaining.
Either way, you’re not just paying for feedback — you’re paying for closure… or chaos.
BONUS:
If I roast your idea, but later decide it’s actually brilliant — or stupid enough to try — and you hire me after all?
💸 I’ll credit the full $50 back toward the final cost of bringing your idea to life.
No refunds otherwise. No complaints. Just full exposure therapy for your idea.
Buy the roast. Embrace the chaos. Possibly earn a redemption arc.
Add to cart, buckle up, and prepare your ego.
(No refunds if you cry. Seriously.)