π§ The Mind Melt Experience β $725
This is for those who want to take their rejection personally β in the best way possible.
The Mind Melt isn’t just a roast. It’s a creative dissection. A philosophical spiral. A masterclass in idea rejection, delivered live, recorded in your soul, and written down for your future self to reflect on.
- π Change My Mind Hotline β 15β30 min real-time audio call where you plead your case
- π₯ Roast My Idea β Choose Thoughtful or Savage mode
- π Mystery Bonus β Who knows? Thatβs the point.
- π Post-Call Written Breakdown β A stylized summary or quote-pack of why your idea lives or dies
If I change my mind during the call and say YES β your $500 call fee gets credited toward your final project price.
This is your existential ego-check… or your big break. No refunds. No sugarcoating. Just raw truth, premium style.

